i don’t think i’ve ever laughed harder at a single line
#when porn dialogue is so bad it’s good
chris what are you talking about that delivery was oscar worthy
thank god the polio cleared up
Lemme hear you say hey ms carter
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Sutton Foster + Reno Sweeney
learning all the words to a song where the singer sings really fast so you can sing along at the same speed is honestly the most satisfying thing
In my time working for the state government, my job sent me to 46 cities in 11 years. I lived in villages with eight people, rural farming communities, college towns. I was sent to every corner of Indiana. And then I came here.
And I realized that, this whole time, I was just wandering around, everywhere, just looking for you.
The things that you have done for me, to help me, support me, surprise me, to make me happy, go above and beyond what any person deserves. You’re all I need. I love you and I like you.
I love you and I like you.
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Turin, Italy. July 6, 2014 x
Alright, since our show starts tonight, this is our last ditch effort to get good dating advice. GO!
"Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms." - Dwight Schrute
*angry staring at Dwight*
Relationships are like SCUBA diving. If you come up too fast you get the bends. And the reasons why I know this is because I was dating a guy once and we were SCUBA diving and I told him that I loved him underwater and he shot up really fast and got the bends.
What she said. ^^^
give em the ol razzle dazzle
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